tragikx:

feistie:

megvsshark:

trishhyy:

when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned

Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet.

ITGOTBETTER

OH MY GOD

stuff you ask your mom:

• mom where’s my towel
• mom what do we eat for dinner
• mom what time is it
• mom where’s my phone
• mom when do you come back
• mom what day is it

stuff you ask your dad

• dad where is mom

ryu-gemini:

how to care for your deadpool feat. spiderman

hazelgracelancaster:

when guys are dressed in suits and they unbutton the top of their shirt and they undo their bowtie but keep it hanging under their collar and maybe they roll up their sleeves a bit and their hair is all disheveled and

boys

kristinpenguin:

adahm:

my favorite musical is “Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or so Help Me”

ohdayoffireandsun:

The real reason these were invented.

sorryforpartybarackin:

*watches infomercial for 17 minutes before realizing its not a regular commercial*

quenchiestcactusjuice: